bidoof: there’s so many zombie apocalypse movies that are all the same but not even a single goose apocalypse movie

bidoof: there’s so many zombie apocalypse movies that are all the same but not even a single goose apocalypse movie

Leftboob-Enthusiast: So I Was Wondering Why We Didn’t Hire Out Pregnancy Bellies At Work Anymore (I Work At A Costume Rental Place) And Asked My Manager And Apparently This Lady Was Hiring Out The Different Sizes Over A Period Of Months And Then She

Oh, Worm?

Maplecas:sometimes I Scroll Through Stephen King’s Twitter And I’m Never Disappointed

Biomerge: Yall Really Should Not Be On Your Friend’s Side Just On The Basis That They Are You Friend. Like Obviously You Don’t Need To Handle A Situation The Same Way You Would With A Stranger But If Your Friend Is In The Wrong You Need To Tell Them

Ask-Oncies-Jizz:the Fact That A Bot Made This Makes It At Least 8 Times Funnier

Totally Canon Overwatch Quotes

Myhandbarfs:found This Old Doodle Of When Lucio’s Circle Of Life Update Came, So I Animated It. Stay Close For The Healing Partyyyyy &Amp;Lt;3

Eatmeimrude: Lilbit4Point0: Avatar-Dacia: Avatar-Dacia: Bitterclexa: Don’t Go Praising Korra And Asami’s Progressiveness By Mentioning Only Korra As A Poc And Failing To Acknowledge That Asami’s A Poc As Well In Case It’s Not Sinking In: No

V1Als: Tastefullyoffensive: Worth It. (Via Welder22) “Legacy. What Is A Legacy? It’s Planting Seeds In A Garden You Never Get To See.” – Hamilton, 2015

Roguetelemetry: Vhspositive:space Pants

Earlploddington: These Four Guardians Are All That What Stand Between Our World And Utter Chaos

Well, Shit

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