itwashotwestayedinthewater:i now pronounce you, wife and wife. you may hit the clown bong.

itwashotwestayedinthewater:i now pronounce you, wife and wife. you may hit the clown bong.

Twitter’s Benyatta Mondatta From Sega Bass Fishing

Pissvortex: Pissvortex: Pissvortex: Pissvortex: Pissvortex: Pissvortex: Pissvortex: This Fucking Orc Named Skakuga The Taunter Has Followed Me Throughout This Entire Game, Literally Jumping Out Of Bushes To Make Fun Of Me And Then Running Away After

Lokiofgallifrey: Ask-Oncies-Jizz: Mr-Speedwagon: Ask-Oncies-Jizz: Got A Really Good Idea For A D&Amp;Amp;D Character I’ll Never Get To Use You Can’t Say That And Not Share Your Idea. Its A Talking Horse. You’d Think This’d Come With Some Kind Of

Frog-President: Nyehs: When You Got Banned From All Social Media For Harassing Women So You Got No Place To Vent Except Microsoft Word And A Printer

Krunkidile: When You’re Playing Junkenstien’s Revenge In Endless Mode, And The Monster Shows Up Again…

Just-Shower-Thoughts: When Your Nose Is Stuffed You Sit There Thinking About How You Took Breathing Freely For Granted.

Stop Hurting Yourself

Drkshdwbnch: Wormspeddler: One Time When I Was Like 6-7 I Was Hanging Out With A Friend On One Of These And He Told Me A Joke So Funny (God I Wish I Could Remember) That I Lost Control And Pissed Myself. But I Was On The Up Side And So My Pee Stream

Postmarxed: Country Girls Make Do

Blkreginageorge: Demonshauntingcomputers: Marcitlali: Imagine Being The First Amish Bitch In Your Village To Like Get Your Body Done Like Ass Shots Titties Done And Like Beat Face Contoured… And Then You Walked Into Like The Saloon Or Whatever Amish

What The Everloving Fuck

Graystripe: Once In The 4Th Grade This Guy Got A 2% On His Math Quiz So Everyone Called Him Milk For The Rest Of The Year

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