suddenlyoranges: i like people that refer to their head as their ‘stupid lizard brain’ or similarlike fuck yeah im a dumbass fuckin lizard who does idiot things with my little ol’ lizard brain

suddenlyoranges: i like people that refer to their head as their ‘stupid lizard brain’ or similarlike fuck yeah im a dumbass fuckin lizard who does idiot things with my little ol’ lizard brain

Gaspack: Fonzworthcutlass: Tsunamiwavesurfing: Yall Mind If I Appreciate Cold Water? It’s So Good You Spelled “Room Temperature” Wrong I Do Not Enjoy Cold Drinks They Freeze Me And I Cannot Slurp

Stolenswingset: Donoteattheyellowsnow: 1999 - The Simpsons Predicts Everything That Happens In The World The Messed Up Part Is That This, Along With The Trump Presidency, Were Predicted As Jokes. These Were Seen As Things So Ridiculous That Not Only

Leggomyahole:velma’s Face Lmao

Huge.

Pyrlspite: 2012: Don’t Do Weird Shit At Cons As A Homestuck Joke 2017: Don’t Vote For A Us Senator As A Homestuck Joke

Curseworm: Obamasmomjeans: Curseworm: Curseworm: Pomegranates Are Proof That God Exists And Is A Sadist Would A Kind And Loving God Make The Most Delicious Fruit In The World Have The Tiniest Ratio Of Flesh Vs Pith? Would Evolution Produce A Fruit Whose

Blacksquares:pythagoras Believed That Out Of All The Planets Earth Was The Worst And The Further You Could Get Away From Earth The Better. Some Guys Burned Down His House But He Didnt Lose His Cool He Just Walked Out Into The Woods And Died

Linda-Belcher: This Is The Dog Of Protection. Reblog And You’ll Never Be Forced To Reblog Anything You Don’t Want To Ever Again!

Thetrashiestoftrash: Sharkbutt-Groove: Here’s A Compilation Of Different People Driving Box Trucks Into A Low Bridge Over And Over It’s Worth Knowing A Few Fun Facts, Courtesy Of 11Foot8.Com: They Can’t Raise The Bridge Because It’s A Train Trestle,

Sommerrev: Millennialsargueback: Poutine-Existentielle: Nightworldlove: Guiltyfandoms: Thattallnerdybean: Dvadad: Cashier: Sorry For Your Wait. We’re Short-Staffed Today Millennial: Oh That’s Ok No Worries :) Baby Boomer: But Listen That’s

Come-Forth-Into-The-Light: Mediamattersforamerica: Breaking: The Fcc Just Voted To Repeal Net Neutrality, Meaning We’re All Screwed. Tv News Shows Were Essentially Silent About This For The Three Weeks Leading Up To The Vote. When I Saw This Post On

I-Am-A-Fish: I-Am-A-Fish: Uhh Ok Everyone Who Wants Some Of This Original Content? Oh Jee That’s A Lot Of People But Ok Let’s See What I Have Here

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