taquito: *opening up new text post and figuring out which thought to spontaneously post next*

taquito: opening up new text post and figuring out which thought to spontaneously post next

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F1Rstperson: This Is My Issue With People Who Are Like “But She Gave Up Important Military Secrets And Put Soldiers At Risk!!” And It’s Like, That’s A Really Nice Propaganda-Y Way To Say She Exposed The Military Committing Crimes And Cruel Acts

Flutejesus: Once I Went To Play On One Of The Old School Trumpets And Found An Entire Twizzler Insde

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Evanhhansen: Hallowsbian: Evanhhansen: Hallowsbian: You Know When You’re At The Dentist/Orthodontist And They Give You That Airtube That Just Gets Rid Of All Your Spit And Makes You Feel Like You Met A Wind God And Deepthroated His Tornado Dick

Schneezusweiss: Vault11Overseer: Schneezusweiss: “He Boot Too Big For He Gotdamn Feet” Is Literally The Funniest Phrase In The English Language. Im Considering Putting It On My Tombstone But Is It Really Better Than Man Door Hand Hook Car Door

Writing-Prompt-S: Writing-Prompt-S: A Serial Killer Who Kills Hitchhikers Picks Up A Serial Killer Who Kills The People Who Pick Him Up.

Surprisebitch: Pissed-Off-Californian: Surprisebitch: Pissed-Off-Californian: Surprisebitch: Surprisebitch: Wow That Post Is Making Me Crave Five Guys.. Havent Had Some In A While I Meant The Restaurant But Yeah Having Five Guys In Me Also Sounds

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Normalregularguy: 5N4K3C47H3Dr4L: Normalregularguy: Mad Cunt Monday It Is Friday Typical Non Mad Cunt Response

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