corgi-queen-mara: *me, leaving a party* sorry fellas, gotta get back home to the ol’ ball and chain *back home*

corgi-queen-mara: me, leaving a party sorry fellas, gotta get back home to the ol’ ball and chain back home

Tiny-Princess-Catherine: Tiny-Princess-Catherine: I Love That People Co-Opted “Looks Bad Todd” To Refer To Todd Howard Even Though It Was Originally From The Worst Picture Of Food Ever

Surprisebitch: Sodomymcscurvylegs: Me As An Orange. Um This Is An Avocado

Janeroxcallie: Drkinfession: Gru Is The Most Powerful Being In The Universe, And Here’s Why: According To The Height Of A Minion (Which Is 3.5 Feet On Average) Gru Is 4 Minions Tall, Which Means He Is A Godly Size Of 14 Feet Tall. Second If Any

Thesleepypencil:the Customer Service Desk Is A Wild Ride

Shakespork: Shakespork: I Love It When Youre Drinking Citrus Drinks And You Cant Feel Your Tongue And Your Entire Face Starts Sweating Its So Cleansing My Doctor Said Im Allergic To Citrus

Tastefullyoffensive: By Owlturd

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Nicoleartist: Eyeofthewolfe: Traditionalaviator: Bacon-Dragon: It Happened The Lego Movie Became Reality I Like The Guy Standing In The Bg Watching Like Wuuuuuut

Kesus: Why In The Literal Fuck Do Social Media Designers Think We Want To See Posts Out Of Chronological Order……What Real Human Person On The Planet Earth Wants To See That…..I’m So Tired

Plasmalogical:thanks Everyone For Taking Years Off My Life With This Photoset

Cottoncanyon:the Best Part Of This Which People Often Don’t Realize Is That Dwight Was The One Who Took The Family Picture Of Them. So Him Seeing That Picture Is Even More Startling To Him.

Alycyn: Majoring In Slurpees Minoring In Being A Dumb Hoe

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