shitthehousessay: Slytherin: *laying in bed*Slytherin: *throws something into their dresser**CRASH* *SCRATCH* *SHATTER*Slytherin:Slytherin: I’m sure it’s fine.

shitthehousessay: Slytherin: laying in bedSlytherin: *throws something into their dresser**CRASH* SCRATCH SHATTERSlytherin:Slytherin: I’m sure it’s fine.

First Name

Pyrlspite: Pyrlspite: Minecraft Is So Fucking Healing Minecraft Is All About Potential And Being Whatever You Make Of It Whether That’s Dicking Around With Friends And Console Commands Or Creating Something Big And Intricate And Important To You Maybe

Wam-Bam-Jimmy-Jam: Lioness–Hart: Reallytrying: Me When Offered Soda: Yes. Love The Bübblés Me When Offered Water: Yes! A Fresh And Sexy Beverage Me When Offered Sparkling Water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality I’m

He's Lying To U Girl

Jooshbag: Mojave-Red: Armedandgayngerous: Heortewyrm: Ladies If You Love Men Ejaculating All Up Inside Of You But Hate The Thought Of Having Children Boy Do I Have The Procedure For You Suicide? Suicide By Bukkake? Seppukukkake

Sailorbrazil: Rcktpwr: Sailorbrazil: The Sailor Brazil Funny Shop Is Closed Because The Owner Is Suffering From Sleepy You Said This Like An Hour Ago I Got Worked Up Because We Were Talking Now Im Trying To Calm Down

Rosalarian: Once Upon A Time I Made Bumper Stickers That Said “Legalize Catnip”

Loki-Against-Onision: Catchymemes: The Best Kind Of Neighbour Smashes Foot Into Door This Is So Cute

Lnfinitywar: Lokisuggestion: I’m So Glad I Haven’t Seen Anyone Asking Thanos To Fist Them Yet. Venom Really Did That For Us…..Venom Came Out And Released His Fuck Energy Into The World So No One Would Talk About Wanting To Fuck Thanos

Berandomness

Why Are We Here? Just To Suffer? Every Night I Fee

Ksubiis: No Funny Shit If You Like One Of My Post That Means You Want To Suck My Dick

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