whyyoustabbedme: We can’t afford happiness. Not even the pharmaceutical kind.

whyyoustabbedme: We can’t afford happiness. Not even the pharmaceutical kind.

Pukicho: Lutey-And-The-Mermaid: Pukicho: If You Were To Vacuum Up Jello Through A Metal Tube, Well I Think That’d Be A Neat Noise I Beg To Differ Then Beg

Glumshoe: Blumalou: Glumshoe: Bumblebeebats:it Baffles And Infuriates Me That Hogwarts Students Don’t Take Latin Or Greek. Accio? Literally “I Summon.” Lumos? Fucking “Light.” Expelliarmus? Expel Weapon!! Ooooh I Wonder What Levicorpus

Luxtempestas: This Was Written By A Passive Aggressive Blog

Captainmwai:this Is Definitely One Of The Things About Talking To The Straights That Most Confuses Me.

Perkwunos: Perkwunos: Back In The Old Days, When We Had No Word For “Penis” Because They Had No Word For It, It Was Impossible To Feel Pain There. Oh The Mistake We’ve Made…

Lowpoly100:00006 - Bong Water: “And So Has He Been Baptized Before The Lord Bongwater” - 71 Polygons

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Joshisasoftie: Kermit Is A Frog Not A Goat

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Penfairy: Penfairy: I Never Should’ve Taught My Parrot How To Laugh It’s Given Him Far Too Much Power Do You Know How Embarrassing It Is To Have A Pet That Can Laugh At You? I Dropped My Ice Cream And Wailed In Despair And My Parrot Zoomed Out Of

Fuckyeahuglycars: Me: Maintains A 5 Second Following Distance For Safe Braking Every Other Driver On The Road:

Starkravinghazelnuts: Viudanegraaa: The Only Thing Pepper Wants Is For Tony Not To Kill Himself. She Doesn’t Hate Iron Man, Doesn’t Hate That He Suits Up. That’s It. I Didn’t Even Know This Was Something People Debated Like Wtf She Looks At

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