I am tipsy and in the shower and I gotta shave and do shower things but I just want to travel

I am tipsy and in the shower and I gotta shave and do shower things but I just want to travel

I Am A Lightweight And Proud

Wellmanicuredman: Lotterywinnersonacid: Today A Student Emailed Over A Draft Of His Essay On 1984 And Had Clearly Used A Thesaurus On Every Single Word, And How I Know This Is Because The The Party Slogan ‘Big Brother Is Watching You’ Had Become

Mrpinchy: Mrpinchy: Friend: Why Are You Crying?? Me: This Cat Is So Long She

Our Mage Still Needed Makeup For Some Spell, So (Of Course) He Broke Into A House To Steal Some.

I Wish I Had A Cohesive Friend Group

Someth1Ngpersonal: Morgueresident: Liftedandgiftedd: That “You’re Always Invited” Stuff Doesn’t Work For Me You Have To Personally Invite Me Or Else I’ll Feel Like I’m Showing Up Uninvited Sounds Like Something A Vampire Would Say Little

Sorry

199Noir: Ricanpoe: Gawdofdopeshit: Missytobi: Mindd-Over-Matt3R: Hipster: The “Stare” Before The Kiss. The “Kiss” Before The Fuck. The “Fuck” Before The Cuddle. The “Cuddle” Before Sleep. The “Fruit” By The Foot. The

Cellobotomy: Stimmystuffs: Stimmystuffs: Also I Met A Millionaire (Possibly Billionaire ? Her Family Owns The Mall Of America And She Made A $100 Million Donation To My Brothers Possible Future School) Today Bc She Donated That Much Money To My Brothers

Arabwife:i Like Being Alone But I Want Someone To Be Alone With, If That Makes Sense

Animentality: Animentality: I Would Slap My 15-Year Old Self Across The Face And 15-Year-Old-Me Would Probably Understand. If My Thirty Year Old Self Came To Slap Me Across The Face Right Now I Would Understand

Heatherwitch:i Think The Reason I Enjoy Ghibli So Much Is It Romanticizes The Little Things. It Makes Me Want To Bake, Study, Clean The House, Garden, And More While Listening To Happy Music And Occasionally Picking Wildflowers And Lying In The Grass.

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