adhdmissroxyspamcake: Plant: I am toxic beyond belief. Eat me and die.Human: Mmm cook tastey plant to remove toxinsPlant: Oh No

adhdmissroxyspamcake: Plant: I am toxic beyond belief. Eat me and die.Human: Mmm cook tastey plant to remove toxinsPlant: Oh No

Philsandifer: Whyy0Umadth0Ugh: Hey, I Actually Think We Were Meant To Live In Groups. The Idea Of Permanent Independence Is A Sham. I Really Identify With The Guy Whose Adult Skill Is Having A Netflix Login.

Ayellowbirds: Therobotmonster: Baelor: It’s Really Easy To Forget That Lava Still Has The Mass It Has As Rock. If My Quick And Dirty Calculations Are Right (Thanks Metric System), The Difference In Density For Basalt Lava And Basalt Rock Is Tiny.

Lordandgodoftheobvious: “The World Is Overpopulated.” Nope. “Well, That’s Just Carbon Emissions. What About Places For All Those People To Live?” If The World’s Population All Lived In One City That Was As Densely Populated As Manhattan, That

Womanwithaknife:dudes In 18Th Century Would B Like “If U Don’t Respond To My Marriage Proposal By Next Winter I’m Going To Enlist In The War And Die .”

I Punched The Sun

Canto34: Tokillthedragon: Bill, You Have No Right To Second Hand Criticize Other People’s Cooking Questions By Reblogging This. I’ve Seen What You Make. Reblog To Remind Bill Of His Sins

Fiyhi: Scrantonpaper: Me, Watching A Battle Scene: Please Not The Horses. Leave Them Alone. They Did Nothing Wrong. They Are The Only Innocent Ones. They Don’t Deserve This. Honestly This Used To Upset Me A Lot As A Kid Until My Mom, Who’s Worked

I Got The Poison In Me

Personsonable: Gets My Arm Bitten Off By A Wolverine In The Canadian Wilderness And This Billboard Instantly Teleports To My Location, Silently Mocking Me As I Bleed To Death

Hotcommunist: Me, Uncovering A Shallow Grave Of Moss And Driftwood: Hey Hozier What’s The Mood For Pride Hozier, Blinking Up At The Light, Awakened From His Slumber: The Ghost Of The Lesbian That Possessed Me When I Wrote Work Song Asks That The Parades

Tuba-Jesus: Realdonaldtrumpet: Music Fact #3 Tubas Are Only Good To Keep A Beat, If They Can Even Do That Much. It’s True &Amp;Amp; We Know It

Dragonkisser: Trans-Trendy: Cbthemanesix: Nickelodeonhistory: 1998 Nickelodeon Trade Ad It’s Amazing How They Could Make An Ad From 1998 That Looks Like A Shitpost Made A Week Ago. Here’s A Template

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