seijass: seijass: going to the store to buy some milk returning home after buying some milk

seijass: seijass: going to the store to buy some milk returning home after buying some milk

Fujinkumi: Me: Accidentally Hits My Lock Screen Button While Watching Youtube Youtube: You Wanna Get Youtube Red?? You Fucking Dumbass?? You Really Think You Can Play Videos In The Background Without Youtube Red?? You Fucking Useless Bastard.

See That Nasty Thing

Gghero: College Teacher: I’ll Be Emailing You The Class Powerpoint Later Today College Teacher:

Hilarious Humor From Outer Space

Grim-Anatomist: I… I Love Them So Much..

Paper-Mario-Wiki: He Did It Anyway

Snoopingasusualisee:

Curseworm: Curseworm: Curseworm: Every Day At Around 6 Pm One Of My Neighbors Starts Clumsily Playing Careless Whisper On A Saxophone Whenever They Stop The Other Neighbors Dogs Start Barking I Think Theyre Trying To Play Call Me Maybe Now

Comcastkills: Targuzzler: Comcastkills: Where’s The Pic Of That Guy’s Tinder Bio Where He Says Something Along The Lines Of “Well I’m A Fat Fuck With A Big Truck. Welcome To The Shitshow.” Thanks. This Is Literally The Best Tinder Bio Ever

Daisenseiben: Dovewithscales: Thevioletsunflower: Teathattast: Oh! I Actually Know The Answer To This One! American Newspaper Ads Charged By The Letter, So A Lot Of People Would Eliminate Unnecessary Letters Like The Second L In “Cancelled” Or

Thoradvice: 🌹 A Flower For Everyone Not Feeling Their Best Today

Mysterious-Transmissions: Mysterious-Transmissions: Sometimes You Just Gotta Go “Eep Eep Eep!!!” If You Make Little Noises For No Reason… Or Big Noises… Or Animal Noises… Or Robot Noises… Or Any Kinda Noise… You’re Valid And I Love You

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