gem-femme:gem-femme:Y’all have heard of ACAB, now get ready for ALAB.All Landlords Are Bastards.

gem-femme:gem-femme:Y’all have heard of ACAB, now get ready for ALAB.All Landlords Are Bastards.

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Beaniebecker: Littledrummerjoey: Today I Hung Out W My 15 Y/O Brothers Girlfriend And I Jokingly Was Like “Tell Me Embarrassing Stuff About Him” And She Was Like “Ok. He Has A Piss Kink” And Was 100% Serious And I Almost Crashed The Fucking Car

Beaniebecker: Littledrummerjoey: Today I Hung Out W My 15 Y/O Brothers Girlfriend And I Jokingly Was Like “Tell Me Embarrassing Stuff About Him” And She Was Like “Ok. He Has A Piss Kink” And Was 100% Serious And I Almost Crashed The Fucking Car

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Kingtrashraccoon: So I Forget Why But One Time In Community College My Sociology Professor Googled Jock Straps And We Were Immediately Inundated With Bare Man Ass So He Froze The Projector Image But Obviously That Did Not Remove The Bare Man Ass And

Glumshoe: Actually I Think One Of My Favorite Desert Animal Adaptations Is In The Saharan Desert Ant–They’re Able To Withstand The Hottest Temperatures Of Any Land Animal For Short Periods. During The Hottest Part Of The Day, When All Predators Have

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Alligatestheclotpole: So This Has Been Sitting In My Drafts For Quite A While Now Because I’ve Been Scared To Post It.i Made This Short Comic For A Class Back In April. It’s Called “Midnight Phonecalls (But At 4Am)” And It’s Sort Of About

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