systemshocker:thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*

systemshocker:thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth leaves the dentist without paying

Siryouarebeingmocked: Okay, These Folks’ Satire Is Getting A Tad Too Real.

Ceilingfan5:9Th Level Warlock Except She&Amp;Rsquo;S Just A Weird Little Girlshe Makes Up All Her Spells And Sometimes They Work And Sometimes They Don&Amp;Rsquo;Tshe Prayed To Her Patron For Help To &Amp;Ldquo;Smite Her Enemies&Amp;Rdquo; And Her Patron Was Like What

Sol-Flo: Sneak Into Your Local Alley To Find A…… Friend? And A Boy?

Valdotpng: Cant Bamboozle Me That Easy Anymore, Cousin

Zanmor: Behold The C O R B

Zanmor: Behold The C O R B

Inthewayoutthere:hot Take: Being An Adult Is Actually Boss As Hell, We’ve Just Created A Culture In Which 18-22 Year Olds Are Expected To Be 100% Adults With Bare Minimum Guidance Or Prior Chance To Take On Responsibilities Alone In A Healthy Way

Lesbwian:

Receive Without Conceit. Release Without Struggle.

Gomjabbar:yeast, Unaware It’s Being Used To Make Bread: “Oh Fuck Yes Sugar And Water”

Shorthalt:dutchbaggery:shorthalt:shorthalt:if My Friend Told Me They Believed They Were Stuck In A Time Loop I Would Simply Believe Them Friend: I Know This Sounds Insane I Know But I’m Telling You I’ve Lived This Day Already So Many Times And&Amp;Hellip;I

Generalgrievousdatingsim: Hozier Songs Are Like Blows Kiss To The Forest That’s For My Baby Throws Molotov Cocktail At Car And That’s For The Revolution

penthouse perfectloopNSFW