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Hungwy: If Youre Gonna Write To The Maximum Word Count And Make Me Read All 12 Pages Of It You Better Write Some Good Shit And I Can Tell From Page 1 I Will Not Enjoy This Prose At All

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Couldnt-Think-Of-A-Funny-Name:i Got A Lot Of Beef With The Concept Of Dust. Absolutely No Reason For Something To Get Dirty Just Because Nothing Has Touched It. Bullshit.

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