the-jory: Cute girl at a bar: Hey, what’s up?Me:

the-jory: Cute girl at a bar: Hey, what’s up?Me:

What Palecurvey Likes

Partypoison-Winchester: Owlcitee: Pitbullfan: “Youre Gay? You Dont Look Gay” Well Shit Wtf Does A Gay Look Like Oh

Prokopetz:say What You Will About Magical Shapeshifters Being A Lazy Plot Device, But I Have Literally Never Seen An Actor Doing The “Me Pretending To Be This Other Person Pretending To Be Me” Bit Who Wasn’t Clearly Having A Great Time.

Clubsprout: How Lucky Do Two People Have To Be In Order To Fall For Each Other At Exactly The Right Time In Exactly The Right Way

Showtunes-And-Shenanigans: Shoutoutaday: Shoutout To Blood We Have A Lot Of It

Aatalante:took Some Photos In The Nice And Soft Morning Light This Morning, And It Might Have Just Turned Into A Game Of Spot The Differences

Toxoplasmosis Enjoyer

One-Time-I-Dreamt: Hozier Came Into My Room In The Middle Of The Night, Told Me I Should Be Sleeping On My Back To Avoid Excessive Wildfire Smoke Inhalation, Then Left.

Lazorsandparadox:ive Been Playing Among Us With My Brother And Some Friends And They Invented A New Game Mode Called Hide And Seek. You Set The Imposter Vision Way Down, And Set The Kill Cooldown To Something Like 10 Seconds. When The Game Starts Everyone

Fanoftheages: Wateryday: Aang’s First Sweet Tats #If You’ve Never Gotten A Tattoo Before Just Know That This Would Hurt Like A Motherfucker#Esp On Like The Thighs And Backs Of His Arms Baby Boy You Were Like Fucking Eleven Years Old This Leaves

Papasmoke:hello Mr President This Is Your Doctor Speaking We Are Going To Inject Ten Billion Grams Of Heroin Into Your Heart Just To See What Happens

Bpdtomwambsgans:terminaldumbbitchdisease:bpdtomwambsgans:sammy-Is-Obsessed:bpdtomwambsgans:hamilton Ticket Sales Have Been At 0% Since The Recording Was Released And 0% For Cats Since The Movie, And Y’all Are Still Saying Bootlegs And Recordings Won’t

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