writing-prompt-s: One night while you were hanging out with your friends in a bar, you met a mysterious fellow who said he’d make you immortal if you give him beer money. Thinking nothing of it, you drunkenly agree. You are now the last man on Earth.

writing-prompt-s: One night while you were hanging out with your friends in a bar, you met a mysterious fellow who said he’d make you immortal if you give him beer money. Thinking nothing of it, you drunkenly agree. You are now the last man on Earth.

Redtextedquotes:chuckletons:chuckletons:chuckletons:just Made The Best Non-Looping Gif I Thinki Said It Was Non-Looping I&Amp;Rsquo;M Sorry What Am I Supposed To Say!!!!!!! Everybody Looking At This Post

I-Had-A-Gotdam-Plan:no Mom It’s Not A Phase Spurs Clank As I Stomp Up The Stairs

Dionysuswearsanorangetracksuit: [Id: Screenshot Of A Tweet From User @Semispeaking. It Reads: A Very Annoying Brain Feature I Have Is What I Call Waiting Mode. Like Today, I Have To Leave For An Mri At 2:45. Unfortunately At 12:30 Or So, My Brain Decided

Outofcontextchrisfleming: Outofcontextchrisfleming: Two Bite Brownies?? Don’t Tell Me How Many Bites To Take Per Brownie, Trader Joe’s, Okay For Me, They’re Zero Bite Brownies. I Suck Those Things Down Like A Burmese Python

Raaviel-Lives:ahordeofmandrills:alexandriaocasiocortez:what The Fuck Does This Meanreject Modernity Embrace Bimbofication

Mosticonicposts: Hotmeat89: Heardbook: Thetyrannosaur: Hotmeat89: Hitting-On-Cullen: Hotmeat89: Penguitron: Hotmeat89: Lowtiermemer: Hotmeat89: Eastbayfatman: Unbossed: Hotmeat89: Have Fun In The War Dumbass I’ll Be At Home Fucking Military

Val-Ritz: The Problem With Forcibly Seizing The Assets Of, Say, Jeff Bezos Is That His Net Worth Of $161 Billion Does Not Mean He Has That In Cash. That’s The Worth Of Everything He Owns, Including Stock In His Own Company. And The Problem With Seizing

Insomniac-Arrest: Living By The Ocean Is Just Like … She Has Brought Me A Gift Today From Beyond Our Shores, She Is A Kind And Giving Mother, And Sometimes That Gift Is A Giant Wooden Cross For Some Reason Or A Fucking Garfield Phone An Entire Wasteland

Imsoshive: Imsoshive: All Bitches Do Is Contour They Nose And Use The Dog Filter On Snapchat Nvm She Called Back

Aki-T144:Mother Brain

Thestuffedalligator:goweninsane:dkpsyhog:dankmemeuniversity:i Love This Post Because It Doesn’t Look Like It Should Work But When You Really Think It Through It Doesi Love Tangrisity Structures My Dad Made An End Table With The Same Concept

Babehog:teaboot:katjohnadams:annabellehectorworldofweird:the Dread Gazeebo Has Evolved And Become Mobilebaba Yaga Housing Crisisearthbound Encounter

SexyFlightAttendants_ SexyFrex