robregal: Everybody be like, “oh, you’re such a catch”, and I’m just like, “seems like nobody got hands, though” lol

robregal: Everybody be like, “oh, you’re such a catch”, and I’m just like, “seems like nobody got hands, though” lol

Just-Another-Dead-Blog:alexandriaocasiocortez:

Yourplayersaidwhat: (For Context, Our Party Was In An Enclave Of Druid Stoners)Rogue: I Need A Distraction. Paladin (Never Had Weed In Her Life): Oh I Got An Idea…Paladin: Help Ive Eaten A Blunt

Snorlaxatives:kinda Miss Social Media In 2012 Where The Concept Of An Influencer Didn’t Exist And Everyone Was Using Instagram’s Premade Filters And Posting Pictures Of Random Shit Like A Handful Of Skittles Or An Overexposed Sunset&Amp;Hellip; Those

Dracophile:xelayxes:xelayxes:dankmemeuniversity:@Matzahball For A Second I Didn’t Realize It Meant “High” As In A Stoner&Amp;Ndash;I Thought “High Geologist” Was Like A Rank Of Geologist Or Something And He Was Insulted You Would Challenge Him

Ecology-Of-The-Inhuman:

Twitterlols: I Give Up

Whimsicalworldofme: Kelssiel: Wepon: Employers Are Like “We Have Hired Exactly Enough People For Our Business To Function As Long As Everyone Works Perfectly And Nobody Takes A Day Off. If Our Employees Are Having Trouble That’s A Them Problem.”

Foreverravenclaw:one Moment You’re 17 And Daydreaming About How Glamorous Your Life Will Be When You’re Finally An Adult, Then All Of Sudden It’s A Decade Later And “Treating Yourself” Means Buying Full Price Pistacchios And Taking A Bath On

Milfsagainstroadhead-Deactivate:

Milfsagainstroadhead-Deactivate:

Lmaonade: Thinking About Becoming One Of Those People Who Screenshots Their Own Tweets And Posts Them Here

Liberals Are Cool

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