nendocris:nendocris:No please employ me, don’t you know I majored at Prager U?

nendocris:nendocris:No please employ me, don’t you know I majored at Prager U?

Dog5000:Dog5000:Not Smokimg Weed Is Literally Bad For Methis Post Is A Sequel To When I Started Smoking Weed And Hearing Voices. My Bfs Piss Is In Me I Have Literally Nothing To Worry About

Sleepsleepnotwoke:if Heat Rises And Cold Sinks Then Why Come Ice Floats In Water? Science Gives Us Fallacies But Through Allah All Is Possible.

Pwesident:ratfuck:ratfuck:turns Off Airplane Mode And The Plane Im On Immediately Starts Veering Towards The Twin Towers

Argumate: Cargopantsman: Argumate: The Human Stress Response Seems So Maladaptive! To Be Fair 99% Of Our Evolutionary Stress Response Was Meant To Deal With Far More Immediately Conclusive Scenarios Than The Tedious Bullshit We Put Up With These Days.

Yourcalamity:yourcalamity:normalize Grocery Store Violencenormalize Me Mowing Down Other Customers With My Cart

Ofcarnivora:holy Shit

I8Yurcookie: Bruh I’m Dead I Was Playing Valorant And My Team Had 1 Person Left Alive Vs 3 Enemies And One Of My Teammates Said Clutch Or Kiss Bro.. Then He Died &Amp;Amp; The Dude Went In Comms And Made A Lil Smooch Sound I’m Actually Screaming

Sirfrogsworth: I Think Zelda Got More Of Her Father’s Comedy Genes Than She Realizes.

Generalgrievousdatingsim: Generalgrievousdatingsim: Generalgrievousdatingsim: The 17Th Century Was Called ‘The Golden Age Of Piracy’ And Now That I’m Reading About It It’s Really Not Surprising That Piracy Appealed To So Many People Like, You

T-Clairevirus: Bastardlatin:

Turing-Tested:

Raptorific:raptorific:whenever I See People Discoursing Online About How All Fiction Must Model Good Behavior And Explicitly State That Any Bad Behavior Depicted Is Wrong, Lest Someone In The Audience Mistake It For “Glorifying,” All I Can Think

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