thebootydiaries:him: babe why are you mad me: im not. im fine. me, inside: why the hell caillou bald

thebootydiaries:him: babe why are you mad me: im not. im fine. me, inside: why the hell caillou bald

Hotelyear: What If A Garden Gnome Is Just The Larval Stage Of A Wizard

Just-Shower-Thoughts: October Is The Only Month Of The Year You Can Leave A Dead Body In Your Front Yard Without Being Questioned.

Hexpress:yimra:ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking::new Dead By Daylight Killerhonestly I Don’t Think Bullets Will Stop Him Every Time He Walks Around, His Little Legs Make Hanna-Barbera Stumbling Noises

Archivvitch: Mrmosebysfandom: @Machamp Your Tags Are Perfect

Sitting Here Trying To Sleep And Just Absolutley In Love Thinking About Her Cleaning My Fingernails, Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Really Explain Why But Its Just A Small Thing That Shows Love In A Way You Weren&Amp;Rsquo;T Expecting.

Weirdyearbook: “Some Played, Some Watched, Some Danced, Some Didn’t.“ From Spoon River’s 1973 Yearbook.

Slavery: Suplx: This My Girl Pegging Me For The First Time After I Told Her I Never Had Anything In My Hole Before And We Getting Into It Hot And Heavy But Then She Hear Me Moan “Marcus” Whos Her Brother Who I Met 2 Years Ago In My Last Year Of College

Jasper-Rolls:i Wish Sixpence Hadn’t Blocked Me So I Could Reblog The Actual Post Because It’s Hands Down The Funniest Thing They’ve Ever Written

Himbofisher:legitimately Can’t Tell If The Ads Are Getting Worse Or Better

Curseworm:curseworm:curseworm:hehehhehehehhehehehehhehehhaha Fuck Yes!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Fuck Yeah !!!!!!

Himbofisher:powerfulwizard:powerfulwizard:you Will Never Have Antennae You Will Never Have An Exoskeleton You Will Never Have Compound Eyes You Will Never Have Six Legs You Will Never Lay Clusters Of Eggs You Will Never Have Larvae You Will Never Have

Peepuddle: What Was He Convicted Of?

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