chewedcorn:I’ve always thought it’d be funny if someone on some cop drama tried this move and it just like..didnt work

chewedcorn:I’ve always thought it’d be funny if someone on some cop drama tried this move and it just like..didnt work

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Immortalism And Interplanetarianism

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Doin My Best

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