riveteers-ringleader:garbage-empress:I don’t call them penises anymore, I call them “sexual obelisks”

riveteers-ringleader:garbage-empress:I don’t call them penises anymore, I call them “sexual obelisks”

Neoncomets:you May Not Like It But This Is The Ideal Form

Roguetelemetry: Connie-Banana: Filmgifs: — If The Meds Were Switched, Then When I Got Them Mixed Up, I… I Accidentally Switched Them Back, So… I Gave Harlan…— The Correct Doses, Yes. But Not Accidentally. Knives Out (2019) Dir. Rian Johnson

Aspiringwarriorlibrarian:password Sharing Is Not Piracy Any More Than Loaning Your Friend A Dvd Or Watching A Movie With Your Family Is Piracy. The Service Is Already Paid For. Execs Just Consider Sharing To Be Eeeevil Because They Can’t Exploit Every

Webwingalpha: Why Not Both?

Fredmalm:guide To Chess Pieces

Berandomness

Aloneindarknes7:Trickstergaybriel:this Is The School Cafeteria Ceiling We All Wanted To Have.

Beetlebongos:baby I Have Android You’re Just Sending Me Squares 💔

Cystemic: That Sandwich Is Gone. Packet Of Chips? Gone. Fuel For The Knitting Machine That She Is. She’s At It Again Cystemic: She Smashed Out A Shawl In Like 35 Minutes And Now She’s Aggressively Eating A Sandwich. I Cant Cystemic: There’s A Lady

Xbubbledumbbx:sachinmandal:vampire Amoebai Looked At The Reblogs And Died Laughing

Sombersquid:ace-Bestos:i&Amp;Rsquo;M Taking A Bath With Lights Off And A Lit Scented Candle, I Thought It Would Be A Nice Relaxing Experience But I Feel Like A Draugr In A Skyrim Dungeon

Elizabitchtaylor-Deactivated202:The Original Eartha Kitt Recording Of Santa Baby Is The Only Good Version Because She’s The Only One That Puts Any Kind Of Irony Or Humour Into It. She Understands That The Song Is About A Gold-Digger Singing To Her