xbubbledumbbx:sachinmandal:Vampire amoebaI looked at the reblogs and died laughing

xbubbledumbbx:sachinmandal:Vampire amoebaI looked at the reblogs and died laughing

Sombersquid:ace-Bestos:i&Amp;Rsquo;M Taking A Bath With Lights Off And A Lit Scented Candle, I Thought It Would Be A Nice Relaxing Experience But I Feel Like A Draugr In A Skyrim Dungeon

Elizabitchtaylor-Deactivated202:The Original Eartha Kitt Recording Of Santa Baby Is The Only Good Version Because She’s The Only One That Puts Any Kind Of Irony Or Humour Into It. She Understands That The Song Is About A Gold-Digger Singing To Her

Grox:he Was Crushed To Death By Rubble Cause He Accidentally Sucked A Load Bearing Cock

Time Squid

Liraelclayr:kingofthenorth:what-Even-Is-Thiss:desertretro:thelockenessmonster:what-Even-Is-Thiss:leontibarton:what-Even-Is-Thiss:i’m Watching This Reality Show With My Brother That’s Like A Blacksmithing Competition And Some Of These People Look Exactly

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Serendipitous-Magic: Is Anyone Else Ever Genuinely Shocked When You Find Out You Have An Impact On Someone’s Life? A Coworker Can Be Like “I’ve Missed Seeing You” And I’m Just Like “???? You?? Missed Me????? My Presence Has An Effect On Your

Scifi-Fantasy-Horror: By Su Jian

Hades Explaining That He’s The God Of The Dead, Not The God Of Death

Responding To A Pandemic In The World’s Wealthiest And Most Powerful Nation:

Itscalledfashionlookitup: Itscalledfashionlookitup: Echarping: I Want Everyone To Know That This Was Taken By A White Male. Yes Unfortunately I Am Indeed A White Male For Now

Enki2: