smarties-03:autisticmiqote:Yall are really gonna run your mom jokes into the ground at this rateI ran your mom into the ground last night

smarties-03:autisticmiqote:Yall are really gonna run your mom jokes into the ground at this rateI ran your mom into the ground last night

Yeah-Mani:weirdmageddon:lmao I Forgot How Messed Up Gravity Falls Was Able To Get Despite Disneys Harsh Censorsshout Out To The Brave, Dedicated Souls Who Probably Had To Fight Disney For Each Of These Scenes.

Yellowwperil:girl Help I’m Being Forced To Work @ My Job

Stuffing-Pillows:

Stuffing-Pillows:

Putris-Et-Mulier:first Becca Meyers, Who Is A Swimmer, Had To Drop Out Of The Olympics Because She Is Deaf And Blind But Wasn’t Allowed To Bring Her Care Assistantnow It Turns Out That Simone Biles Had To Drop Out Of The Olympics Because They Made Her

Dankmemeuniversity:

Ratboi24601:Filmnoirsbian:filmnoirsbian:the Dumbest Reasons I (Flight Attendant) Have Had For Flight Delays:ran Out Of Gas 30 Minutes From Our Destinationthe Fueller Gave Us The Wrong Amount Of Gas And Then Went Home So We Had To Spend An Hour Trying

Rfskia:no

Funnytwittertweets:

Cryptid-Sighting:i’m Reading Reviews Of Off-Brand Maxtrax Style Recovery Boards And This Review Kills Me. Imagine Being That Ups Driver, Delivering A Package To Some Guy At The End Of This Muddy Clay Road And Of Course You Fucking Get Stuck And You

Notkatniss:

Hauntedcreek:hauntedcreek:i Had A Nightmare A Few Weeks Ago That Earth Was Hit By A Second Extremely Powerful Carrington Event And One Of My First Thoughts Was “Oh No How Will I Talk To My Internet Friends Now”

Metroid34 Mexicana