carnival-phantasm:wow that’s fucked up, thank god I’m safe on tumblr dot com where nobody thinks like this haha

carnival-phantasm:wow that’s fucked up, thank god I’m safe on tumblr dot com where nobody thinks like this haha

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Funnytwittertweets:

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Hopepusher:

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Antique-Symbolism:it’s Been Years And I’m Still Thinking About That Interaction I Had With A Cashier That Went Something Likecashier: Are You Military?Me: No.cashier: Do You Want To Lie And Say You’re Military For The 10% Discount?

Manywinged:i&Amp;Rsquo;M So Sick Of This Shit Can Someone Please Invite Me To A Masquerade Ball In A Mysterious Castle In The Middle Of The Woods Already

Tredlocity:dex Is Owned By @Ghoulsjw!

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