sapropel:mono-red-menace:sleeper agent but when u say their activation phrase they immediately fall asleepSleepy agent lol

sapropel:mono-red-menace:sleeper agent but when u say their activation phrase they immediately fall asleepSleepy agent lol

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Transgenderization:sorry For Ignoring You Ive Been Going Insane

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Unskinny: Nonchalant-Dilettante: I Looked Up Mad Max: Fieri Road And I Was Not Disappointed I Can Never Just Scroll Past This Ridiculous Post Without Reblogging It.

Proudfreakmetarusonniku:bny83:…You Can’t “Call Someone Out” For Beliefs They No Longer Hold. That Is Called Digging Up Irrelevant Dirt As An Excuse To Harass And Ostracize Someone. I Can Think Of Literally Nothing More Transparently Maliciousif

Fox-On-The-Moon:actually Making Your Selfinsert Overpowered And Friends With All Your Faves And A Hybrid Of The Coolest Species And In A Relationship With Your Crush And The Long Lost Sibling Of The Villain Is Called Having Fun And Its Cool As Fuck

Thoodleoo:can I Offer You An Extremely Small Ancient Cephalopod In These Trying Times

Thepuppyclub:thepuppyclub:i Agree With The Idea That Most Things Boil Down To “Can You Have Compassion For Others”, But I’d Be More Inclined To Use: “Can You Treat Others With Humanity And Dignity, And Put Their Rights At The Center Of Your

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