best-of-funny: americanfrontier: oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to

best-of-funny: americanfrontier: oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to

Best-Of-Funny: All-Misty-Eyed: Bethmai: Andrewgarrfields: I Don’t Know Which Is Worse Being In Love With A Fictional Character Or Being In Love With A Celebrity At Least With A Fictional Character You Know It’ll Never Happen. But With A Celebrity

So-Personal: Relatable/Love/Humor Blog That Describes Your Life♡

Best-Of-Funny: Un-Fappable: Zackandsleezy: What If Your Url Became Your Stripper Name I Wouldn’t Get Very Far X At Least I Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Need To Worry About Getting Pregnant.

Best-Of-Funny: Morgrana: Omg I Was Talking To My Dad And I Went “Omg I Haven’t Shaved My Legs For 2 Weeks” And Then His Face Just Dropped Like He’d Seen A Ghost And He Gasped Then Looked At Me And Whispered “I Completely Forgot To Shave My

Best-Of-Funny: Stayy0Ungandwild: Midgeorgiabelle: Pondifying: Reasons To Be A Mermaid No Periods No Pants And Perfect Hair And You Get To Lure Men Into Their Death X

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Best-Of-Funny: Dayandnightitsjustlife: The Bottom Of You Hair Was Once At The Top Of Your Head X

Best-Of-Funny: Thehipsterlifestyle: Buttermilkqueen: U Know When U Accidentally Scratch Ur Fork On A Plate And The Screech Sounds Like Satan Anally Fisting A Donkey You Put It Into Words X

Best-Of-Funny: Madeagoestohell: Unexpected Pregnancy Is Actually So Weird Like You Can Accidentally Make A Person X

Kiodi: My Last Word Will Probably Be Either “Whoops” Or “Shit”

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