best-of-funny: un-fappable: zackandsleezy: What if your url became your stripper name I wouldn’t get very far X At least I wouldn’t need to worry about getting pregnant.

best-of-funny: un-fappable: zackandsleezy: What if your url became your stripper name I wouldn’t get very far X At least I wouldn’t need to worry about getting pregnant.

Best-Of-Funny: Morgrana: Omg I Was Talking To My Dad And I Went “Omg I Haven’t Shaved My Legs For 2 Weeks” And Then His Face Just Dropped Like He’d Seen A Ghost And He Gasped Then Looked At Me And Whispered “I Completely Forgot To Shave My

Best-Of-Funny: Stayy0Ungandwild: Midgeorgiabelle: Pondifying: Reasons To Be A Mermaid No Periods No Pants And Perfect Hair And You Get To Lure Men Into Their Death X

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Best-Of-Funny: Dayandnightitsjustlife: The Bottom Of You Hair Was Once At The Top Of Your Head X

Best-Of-Funny: Thehipsterlifestyle: Buttermilkqueen: U Know When U Accidentally Scratch Ur Fork On A Plate And The Screech Sounds Like Satan Anally Fisting A Donkey You Put It Into Words X

Best-Of-Funny: Madeagoestohell: Unexpected Pregnancy Is Actually So Weird Like You Can Accidentally Make A Person X

Kiodi: My Last Word Will Probably Be Either “Whoops” Or “Shit”

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Hitlersbreastmilk: Imagine If U Could Hear Ur Hair Growing

Imagine If Your Finger And Toe Nails Had Mouths And They Would Talk To You If You Were Bored, Scream Yay! Whenever You Put On A Sock Or Glove And Drown A Little When You Paint Them. And They Would Scream And Cry Bloody Murder When You Cut Them&Amp;Hellip;

Best-Of-Funny: X

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