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best-of-funny: dayandnightitsjustlife: the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head X

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Kiodi: My Last Word Will Probably Be Either “Whoops” Or “Shit”

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Imagine If Your Finger And Toe Nails Had Mouths And They Would Talk To You If You Were Bored, Scream Yay! Whenever You Put On A Sock Or Glove And Drown A Little When You Paint Them. And They Would Scream And Cry Bloody Murder When You Cut Them&Amp;Hellip;

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