phantomoftheoperatingtable: 2460waan: potologie: *feels intense dirty capitalist pleasure over acquiring a new material object* my father karl will forgive me because I have a retail kink and kinks are protected even under communism Marx specifically

phantomoftheoperatingtable: 2460waan: potologie: feels intense dirty capitalist pleasure over acquiring a new material object my father karl will forgive me because I have a retail kink and kinks are protected even under communism Marx specifically

Xspvct: I Don’t Care What Anyone Says, Being Intelligent Is So Fucking Attractive. Like Yes, Tell Me Random Facts I Didn’t Know. I’ll Think It’s The Cutest Thing Ever.

Cephalopodqueen: Sweetguts: Birdhorse: “Socks With Dog Designs” No, I’m Looking For Dogs With Sock Designs Their Toes Will Always Be Warm This Shibe Always Looks So Fabulous

Butterfly-Effect: I Literally Cry With Laughter Every Time I Watch This.

Joetheblogger:

Colehersch: Filmed My Boss Firing Me From My Sales Position

Necrosishead: Old Habits

Tastefullyoffensive: Stoner Confessions (Via Imgur)

Cutsycats: Winky Blep ;P

Tautomers: Darecrow: I Did The Math And If The Krusty Krab Closes At Six And Spongebob Always Arrives At Work At 3 Am To Count The Sesame Seeds, And If He Comes In Every Day Except Sunday And Works At A Rate Of 8.50 An Hour, With A Paycheck Every Two

Tastefullyoffensive: Mochi Takes Her Guard Dog Job Very Seriously. (Vine By Mochi)

Sonypraystation: Woodmeat: Sonypraystation: Inbox Me A Job And I’ll Design A Robot For It Waste Management

Astronomers Have Found Evidence Of Huge Ninth Planet On The Edge Of The Solar System

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