Ive Never Gotten Anything On Valentines Day, And Today Was No Exception.

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Let's Play The &Quot;Yes Or No&Quot; Game.

Me: Mom Please Get Me A Boyfriend For Valentines Day. Mom: I Will Try.instead She Got Me This Giant Cucumber, A Bottle Of Lube, A Condom, And On A Sticky Note She Wrote “This Was The Best I Could Do - Love Mom”

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Skin Slices Neatly Like Paper. Blood Falls Like Raindrops. Ive Failed.

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