purpleneenee: chief-of-police: sentientsedona: I love teachers at my school <3 WHY CAN’T I GO TO YOUR SCHOOL. It’s unfair really.

purpleneenee: chief-of-police: sentientsedona: I love teachers at my school <3 WHY CAN’T I GO TO YOUR SCHOOL. It’s unfair really.

Castalischiaro: Tcmcgee: I’ve Posted It Once And I’ll Post It Again. It Should Be A Rule Of Halloween That You Must Honor This Man In Some Way Or Another.

I Saw This Kid Walking Around Dressed As Uncle Sam Dragging Around Obama And Romney Masks On A String Behind Him And Every Time He Saw Someone He Shouted, &Quot;I Don't Need Politics To Be American. 'Murica.&Quot;

Sighcopath: Omfg This Little Black Girl In A Princess Costume Just Came To Our House And Instead Of Saying Trick Or Treat She Was Just Like Whatchu Got And Now I Cant Stop Laughing

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: I Burned 200 Calories Time To Reward Myself By Eating 1000 Follow This Blog, You’ll Love It On Your Dashboard!

Thespookypineapple: Q,Cucumbersforlegs: Thedarkestlord: Last Year, I Wore All Red And Had A Cape. I Started Trick-Or-Treating Really Late And When People Opened The Door I Was Like “Hey I’m Your Period. Sorry I’m Late.” Omfg Ar Eyou Serious

Kazaamm: Jenny Han, It’s Not Summer Without You Saturday Night.

Jarjarbinkzz: Hmm My Grandfather “Can’t Remember” Where He Was On The Night Of September 7Th 1996, The Night Tupac Was Shot. I’m Kind Of Suspicious Tbh

Kanyewestevil: What If Dogs Could Speak But All They Said Was ‘Wow I Am A Dog’

Fuckyeahloldemort: Do You Ever Say Something Sarcastic And The Person You Said It To Doesn’t Understand That It’s A Joke But You Can’t Be Bothered Explaining It So You Just Let Them Think You’re An Asshole

Alex-Clover-Sam: Apparently, Jokingly Spreading Your Legs When The Dentist Says “Open Wide” Is Frowned Upon In This Establishment.

Legal-Savvy: Genius!

Thethirdreel: It’s Almost Time To Not Get Kissed Under The Mistletoe And Not Get Kissed On New Years.

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