collegehumor: Flush Before Drinking Ugh, of course I would wait 30 seconds, what am I, an animal?

collegehumor: Flush Before Drinking Ugh, of course I would wait 30 seconds, what am I, an animal?

Beanaroony: Thefirelordazulon: ~He Will Bring Honor Back To The United States Of America~ He Gets My Vote. Automatically. Yep.

Sherlock-Deduction: Hetastein: Macgyver-It: Irony: Your Anti-National Healthcare, Anti-Gay Marriage Candidate Loses So You Decide To Move To A Country With National Health Care And Legal Gay Marriage. Lol I Love Morons Like This :’D! They Make My

Jarjarbinkzz: Ever Since I Turned 8, People Seem To Be Less And Less Interested In Hearing What My Favorite Dinosaur Is.

My Mother Said I Could Be Anything I Wanted So I Became An Anxious And Antisocial Recluse With An Internet Dependence And An Intolerance For Natural Light

Zooeyclairedeschahell: “Cool Jeans,” I Tell A Cute Boy Little Did He Know That I Actually Talking About His Genes Because Those Chromosomes Have Combined Beautifully Ay Papi

Tforge13: Darrynek: Lmao To Your Left You See Mixed Races, People Of All Ages Cheering. To Your Right You See… … A Bunch Of Old White People Looking Morose

Brokenbravery: I Just Woke My Mom Up To Tell Her Obama Won And Her Half-Asleep Response Was “Jesus Fuckin Hallelujah Bring On The Gays” I Am So Done

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Hummelsass: Where Are We Going To Put The Extra Star On The Flag For Puerto Rico Omg

213498: This Really Drunk Guy Came Into Mcdonalds Last Night And Asked If I Was Voting For Obama Or Romney And I Was Just Like Neither.. We Live In Canada..? And He Was Like Omfg What

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