eleanorjanestyle: people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone

eleanorjanestyle: people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone

Spoken-Not-Written: Artistic-Therapist: Neptunes-Salty-Butthole: Noodletothedoodle: Indeeeuh: Damn Girl Ok I’m A Straight Woman But Damn God Damn Sudden Boost Of Self-Confidence In The Realization That You Can Be Hot No Matter Your Weight

Cozed: Doses-Of-Inspiration: Coolhandluke93: Bigblackgeek: Yes We Do. Way More Than You Realize. Yep. The Guy On The Right Is My Ideal Guy C: But All Shapes And Sizes Are Just As Lovely

Youreakingnotapawn: Leonhesreallycool: Rockpikmin: Leonhesreallycool: Do Not Put Ice Cream In Your Eyes Why Did You Put Ice Cream In Your Eyes I Wanted To Know If It Would Jhurt Short Answer Yes Dont Would You Say That It Makes Your Eyes Scream

Littlemisspartyhardy: Yep

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Sadillite: All I Do Is Sit Around And Eat And Be Sad Im Basically A More Annoying Version Of A Plant

Edgur: Nicolascagefanblog: He Was A Punk She Did Ballet They Were From Conflicting Social Classes He Would Never Respect Her Bourgeoisie Lifestyle

Inthurnet: Thatswhattheythought: Inthurnet: I Gave My Boyfriend Hickeys Last Night ;) Isn’t He Hot? Did You Really Kiss Your Toilet For A Tumblr Post Yes

Devdevnumnums: … I’m Disappointed I Never Thought Of This.

Chanelthesailor: * Slides Calculator To You With My Number Typed In *

Serenaashley: Emilyfreakingstark: #It Kind Of Looks Like #Before Jersey Shore #After Jersey Shore Oh My God

Mememaster: Abbysetcetera: Adulthood Doesn’t Mean You Stop Drinking Juice Pouches And Eating Fruit Snacks. It Means Buying Your Own. That’s Deep

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