chabbit: The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters

chabbit: The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters

Callmekitto: Internetfeet: People Mistake Ovulation And Menstruation To Be The Same Thing When In Fact They Aren’t Ovulation Is When The Eggs Are Saying “Hello Friends I Am Here” And Menstuation Is When The Eggs Are Saying “Goodbye Friends I

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Beastlybeautyx0X: Laughterkey: Caffeinated-Zombie: So, In The Middle Of Everything Today, We Ran Across A Hellaciously Distressed Momma Mallard And A Bunch Of Her Baby Ducks That Had Fallen Down A Sewer Grate. Another Guy Was Already Trying To Fish

Fucking Shit!

Dean-Tacos-Cas: Spookapple: Jackvessalius: Look What We Have Here I Have Legitimately Never Laughed Harder And For As Long In My Entire Life

Cowboybeboop: I Miss Tumblr Before Yahoo Destroyed It. I Can’t Believe The Changes They Made It Isn’t Even The Same Website Anymore

40Maleuk: Demepls: 40Maleuk: Give A White Girl A Pencil And She Will Draw An Eye Thats Literally All They Do Is Draw Fukin Eyes Do You Know Why This Is? Because, Newsflash, Everyone Does That. Do You Know Why That Is? Because Drawing One Singular

2073: Money Can’t Buy Happiness But It Can Buy A False Sense Of Security And Fruity Alcoholic Beverages To Numb The Pain And Honestly What’s The Difference

Deathnoteforcutie: We’ve Done It, We’ve Reached The Pinnacle Of Human Evolution

Meladoodle: Hotanimegirl: Boys Who Can Pull Off Facial Hair Are Hot I Think You’re Supposed To Use A Razor

Boogie Time

221Cbakerstreet: Duskball: Kiwibutt: I’m Scared Of This I Want This I Think It’s Cuuuute

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