the-absolute-funniest-posts: dashboreds: in australia we don’t have rocking horses we have rocking emu’s

the-absolute-funniest-posts: dashboreds: in australia we don’t have rocking horses we have rocking emu’s

Twerksmas: I Have The Body Of A God.

Rneerkat: People Who Use ;( To Indicate Crying Should Realize That It Actually Looks Like Youre Sad About Something But Wont Let It Get Past Your Flirtatious Drive

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Buttermilkqueen: Buttermilkqueen: Ur Nipples Grow Back Longer If U Cut Them Off So Im Gunna Keep Cutting The Tip Of My Nipples Off Until They Are Super Long And I Can Use Them To Control My Ipod

Niick4: How Nice Would It Be If The More You Looked At Hot People The Hotter You Got

Seclude Me And Die

Bookriot: Penguin Launches Book Truck!

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Cosmo Sex Tip #466

✟Vessel Of Sin✟

Petparent: Imagine If Every Time Someone Masturbated While Thinking About You, You Got Text Message About It

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