i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me

i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me

Boodlicious: Forcing Your Pets To Spend Time With You By Closing The Door

Ramen-Rat: Faunprincess: I’m. Dying. Ahh Looks Like Lucian.

Allkillernofiller: Real Talk How Often Are You Meant To Change Your Bra

Eskimohug: Single And Failing To Mingle

Fullerfigurefullerbust: Ask-Alfred-Freedomforall-Jones: Rainbowbarnacle: Adriofthedead: Thestarsandthepolkadots: Neptunes-Salty-Butthole: Noodletothedoodle: Indeeeuh: Damn Girl Ok I’m A Straight Woman But Damn God Damn Jeez. Babe!

Buttermilkqueen: Moans 1St Gen Pokemon Names During Sex

Keep Breathing~

Egobus: Mean Girls!Avengers Requested By A Friend

Smallpunk: Insects Bug Me

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Sub-Maureen: No, But How High Do You Have To Be To Write A Movie About A Toaster And A Vacuum Cleaner Going On An Adventure To Mars Riding A Ceiling Fan

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