superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: alex-clover-sam: bedfish: only 90s kids remember ios 6 IT’S BEEN THREE DAYS DAMN IT

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: alex-clover-sam: bedfish: only 90s kids remember ios 6 IT’S BEEN THREE DAYS DAMN IT

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Drbirdsadviceforsadpoets: None Of That Was Expected. I Have Seen This At Least Five Times And Every Time The Ending Takes Me By Surprise

Chronicmeds: When Someone Finds An Old Picture Of You And Whoever Found It Just Goes

Joeperdepoepie: Having A Bad Day? Here, Have A Carlton.

Cheesyfiestafuck: Getting Caught Smoking Weed Under A Parachute

Sugarrette: Fun Prank: Put $1000 In An Envelope And Mail It To Me

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: The-Eagle-Said: Why Purple? Time To Answer Rhetorical Questions Yo! Purple Is The Color Of Regality, And Most Of The Villains Who Wear It Are Either Royals, Nobility, Or Very Wealthy. It’s Also The Strongest Wavelength

Phototoartguy: Puppy’s First Visit To The Beach Will Make All Other Dog Photos Out There Irrelevant This Little Fella’s Name Is Champ. He’s A 9-Week-Old Golden Retriever That Went To The Beach For The First Time In Hagar Township On Lake Michigan.

Pajamaben: &Amp;Ldquo;Are You Sexually Active&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;…No&Amp;Rdquo; Doctor Laughs Until The Sun Sets “Nerd”

Pajamaben: Stealing Is A Crime And Drugs Is A Crime Too But If You Steal Drugs The Two Crimes Cancel Out And It Is Like Basically Doing A Good. Trust Me I Am A Lawyerman

Ziamstagrams: She Wears Short Skirts, I Wear Tshirts She’s Cheer Captain And I Should Really Have Realized By Now That This Song Does Not Condemn Girls For Doing Feminine Activities Or For What They Wear But Is Instead About Not Feeling Good Enough

Daddyfuckedme: Sensualgrowl: Watching Star Trek, Making Myself A Toydirty Wishlist, Because Its Way More Interesting Than Doing Homework Good Girl

Reshiham: Yifflord: Reshiham: Why Cant Your Nose Be 12 Inches Long? Because Then It’ll Be A Foot

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