the-absolute-funniest-posts: catsamazing: My girlfriend attempted to hold both of her cats at once, it deteriorated quickly.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: catsamazing: My girlfriend attempted to hold both of her cats at once, it deteriorated quickly.

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Tacticalfury: #You Know You’re Screwed When A Missile Is Aimed Toward You And It Literally Has Your Name On It

Sheparddiotisalvi: My Hair And The Sky For Some Girls Color Theory Class. She Came Up Behind Me All Excited It About It And Asked To Take A Photo.

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Undeadlegends: I Really Want To Cosplay But Don’t Know Who Or When Or Why Or How To Not Be Shitty At It

Drunkblogging: Prostitourettes: I Sent A Dick Pic To This Guy And He Answered “Mmm I Wanna See You Hard” And I Already Was Hard In That Pic Smh Im Laughing So Hard

Nayx: Date A Boy Who Wears Shoes That Light Up

The Planets Bend Between Us

Juilan: Porndirector: Btw Do You Like My Shirt This Fire Extinguisher Will Not Put A Fire Out And Hundreds Of People Will Die

Sonicyoth: When You Are Sad, Tired Of Your Life And Thinking About Suicide Or Self-Harm Remember That They Love You A Lot And Want See You Happy

Horny4Blood: Brighterifyoutry: Horny4Blood: This Dog Is Called Opi. He Is An American Bulldog/Catahoula Mix. He Is 8 Months Old And Deaf. He Likes To Chase Laser Points Around The House And Doesnt Like Being Alone. He Will Want To Follow You Out Of

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Beezelump: I Sincerely Hope That I Am A Mom Like Tina Fey Is A Mom And That My Kids Are As Hilarious As Her’s.

Lucid-Occasion: Oreoofficial: Girls Go To The Bathroom Together Because They Have To Perform Hourly Rituals To The Dark Lord Satan. This Is A Fact I Am Girl I Can Confirm This

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