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Cry me tears of acid.

Cry me tears of acid.

Cry me tears of acid.

Diluviuniversalideituoipianti: La Rebloggo Sempre Questa.&Amp;Ldquo;A Girl That Was Listening To Music When She Committed Suicide.&Amp;Rdquo;

Diluviuniversalideituoipianti:  La Rebloggo Sempre Questa.&Amp;Ldquo;A Girl That

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Kisskicker: This Is How I Feel When I Take Off My Skinny Jeans. Ditto. This Is How It Feels When I Take Off My Bra This Is How I Feel When My Human Form Is Ripped To Shreds Only To Reveal My True Form Of A Cecaelian Sea

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts:  Kisskicker: This Is How I Feel When I Take Off My Skinny

Cheaptime: Legend

Cheaptime:  Legend

Andisbetter: Ink And Paper Come Together Again And Again And Again To Make A Car That Is Both Mighty And Fast. Because You Shouldn’t Have To Sacrifice One Thing For Another. On The Canvas Or The Road—And Is Better. Like This? We’re Sending Out

Andisbetter:   Ink And Paper Come Together Again And Again And Again To Make A Car

221Boners: Whisperintoass: Muffy Is Such A Virgin She’s 8

221Boners:  Whisperintoass:  Muffy Is Such A Virgin  She’s 8

Browningtons: Browningtons: Man Boobs Are Just Wonderful Wait I Forgot The Comma

Browningtons:  Browningtons:  Man Boobs Are Just Wonderful  Wait I Forgot The Comma

Smittywerbenmanjenson: I Could Buy Condoms With My Face On It

Smittywerbenmanjenson:  I Could Buy Condoms With My Face On It

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Oh My God I Watched This So Many Times Before I Realized They Were Costumes Lmfao This Post Has Been Featured On A 1000Notes.com Blog!

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts:   Oh My God I Watched This So Many Times Before I Realized

Richsex: The First Time A Girl Ever Took Her Underwear Off In Front Of Me I Said, “Golly, It’s Just Like I Seen In The Pictures!” In A Very 1920’S Voice.  I Don’t Know Why I Thought That Was A Good Idea.  She Didn’t Laugh.  I Didn’t

Richsex:  The First Time A Girl Ever Took Her Underwear Off In Front Of Me I Said,

Sex Machine

Sex Machine

2000Ish: Literally The Most Conceited Character Ever 

2000Ish:  Literally The Most Conceited Character Ever 

Amour-And-Bisous: Emmazzin: This Is A Real Thing Omg This Is My Favorite Thing

Amour-And-Bisous:  Emmazzin:  This Is A Real Thing Omg  This Is My Favorite Thing

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