smittywerbenmanjenson: I could buy condoms with my face on it

smittywerbenmanjenson: I could buy condoms with my face on it

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Oh My God I Watched This So Many Times Before I Realized They Were Costumes Lmfao This Post Has Been Featured On A 1000Notes.com Blog!

Richsex: The First Time A Girl Ever Took Her Underwear Off In Front Of Me I Said, “Golly, It’s Just Like I Seen In The Pictures!” In A Very 1920’S Voice. I Don’t Know Why I Thought That Was A Good Idea. She Didn’t Laugh. I Didn’t

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2000Ish: Literally The Most Conceited Character Ever

Amour-And-Bisous: Emmazzin: This Is A Real Thing Omg This Is My Favorite Thing

Sociopathinhellwiththetardis: This Kid Is Going Places

Boogie Time

Boogie Time

Merasmus: Stone Cold

The-Shark-Blog: Arial Shot Of Leopard Sharks In La Jolla [X][X] By Birch Aquarium At Scripps

Droescha: Roses Are White Nightlock Is Blue It’s Called Catching Fire Not Hunger Games 2

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