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The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Sergioelmuerto: Yo Will Wtf

Carry-On-My-Wayward-Butt: The-Frostiest-Of-Butts: Tinkerlu: I’m Glad Plants Can’t Talk Because When You’d Water Them They’d Make Gross Drinking Noises And Be Like “Mmmm Mmmmmmmmm Mmmmmm” And It’d Be So Uncomfortable And Then When You

Smallpox: Instead Of Taking Birth Control You Can Have Sex At Night Bc The Sperm Are Asleep + You Won’t Get Pregnant

Octopenis: An Atheist And A Christian Sit Down At A Bar. They Both Knock Back A Few Drinks And Enjoy Each Others Company Because They Aren’t Pretentious Assholes.

Telapathetic: Watching Two Really Opinionated People Have An Argument

Universul: Love This

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Beyoncebeytwice: When Attractive People Compliment Me On Things I Get Suspicious Because Remember When Regina George Complimented That One Girl On Her Skirt

Juilan: Burqalicious: Realize The Real Lies With Real Eyes So Deep Maaham…

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Like Honestly, Sleeping Next To Someone Is The Nicest Thing. Like When You Half Wake Up At 4Am And Squeeze Them Or They Move In Tighter To You. Lovely.

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