carry-on-my-wayward-butt: the-frostiest-of-butts: tinkerlu: i’m glad plants can’t talk because when you’d water them they’d make gross drinking noises and be like “mmmm MMMMMmmmm MMMMMM” and it’d be SO UNCOMFORTABLE and then when you

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: the-frostiest-of-butts: tinkerlu: i’m glad plants can’t talk because when you’d water them they’d make gross drinking noises and be like “mmmm MMMMMmmmm MMMMMM” and it’d be SO UNCOMFORTABLE and then when you

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