400luxe: I like to take hot scolding baths and showers. It’s like training for when I rule hell.

400luxe: I like to take hot scolding baths and showers. It’s like training for when I rule hell.

Incredulousbeliever: Dionthesocialist: It’s Hilarious That Non-Americans On Tumblr Are All Like “Omg Denny’s Tumblr Makes Me Wish I Lived In America So I Could Eat There,” While Us Americans Will Literally Only Eat At Dennys If It’s 3 In The

Fairytaleasoldastime: You’re Better Off Without Me

I Am Your Worst Nightmare (((:

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The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts:

Cheeky Jack Harries

Circumcisions: Boobs And Boob Censorship And The Point At Which Boobs Are Considered Nude Are So Weird. You Can See The Whole Damn Boob Without Seeing The Nipple And It’s Like Wow Look At That Boob! What A Nice, Safe Boob. As Soon As U See That Little

Hitlersasshole: Did U Sit In Sugar Cause U Got A Sweet Ass

Lights Out In Wonderland

Ryaynross: Im In Philosophy And Were Talking About How You Can Doubt Everything’s Existence Except For Your Own Consciousness And The Guy That Sits In Front Of Me Just Turns Around Tears Streaming Down His Face And Goes “I Am On So Many Drugs”

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