spermbanker: if you are walking a dog and you see me checking you out i am not checking you out i am looking at your dog not you dog

spermbanker: if you are walking a dog and you see me checking you out i am not checking you out i am looking at your dog not you dog

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Broccloi: Today We Had A Lock Down Drill And One Kid In My Class Said “These Are So Stupid If Someone Really Wanted To Kill Us They Would Pull The Fire Alarm So We Would All Leave The Building In A Big Crowd And Then They Could Just Shoot Us All”

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Stilinskiclaus: Do Not Underestimate How Many Times I Can Listen To A Song In A Row

I Don't Know What I'm Doing

Youhavethewrongtumblr: This Was A Fucking Kids Show

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Porcelainskinbleedingfromwithin: This Needs More Notes

Wrote-Miss-Ibis: Cellarspider: Lyricalred: Whiskyrunner: Just A Reminder:the Natural Diet Of These Birds Is Bones. Not Just Bone Marrow; Actual Bone Shards. They Pick Up Huge Freaking Bones From Carcasses And Drop Them Onto Rocks Until They Get Spiky

Thecakebar: Coffee Caramel Chocolate Mousse Cakes

Undietaker: Were Sitting In Class When These Two Kids Knock On The Window And A Kid From Our Class Opens The Window And The Kids Start Doing A Drug Deal And Our Teacher Is Just Standing There Like “Do You Guys Think Im Blind”

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