If Ellen Was President Of The World There Would Be No Wars Only Dancing

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Lubricates: The Sexual Tension Between Me And No One

Flannelbuttphenomenon: Life Hack: Get A Tattoo. If The People At The Job Interview Notice It And Look Concerned, Laugh A Little And Explain “It’s Just Temporary.” Months Later If Your Boss Asks Why You Lied And Said It Was A Temporary Tattoo,

Packofstereks: Danwasonfireonce: Danwasonfireonce: Danwasonfireonce: I Just Found Out That Two Of My “Heterosexual” Guy Best Friends Were Fucking Each Other And My Best Friend Caught Them Im Choking This Is The Best Day Ever Of Course

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This Is My Favorite Internet Phenomenon That I Have Experienced Since I Joined Tumblr Three Years Ago.

Spaceclrop: How I Want All My Dates To End. All Of Them.

Itslauren: So This Girl I Went To Middle School With Met Tom Hanks Today. &Amp;Amp; This Is How He Signed Her Copy Of Toy Story.

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