This Is My Favorite Internet Phenomenon That I Have Experienced Since I Joined Tumblr Three Years Ago.

Spaceclrop: How I Want All My Dates To End. All Of Them.

Itslauren: So This Girl I Went To Middle School With Met Tom Hanks Today. &Amp;Amp; This Is How He Signed Her Copy Of Toy Story.

Messyfandom: The First And Last Dad Joke

Madeupmonkeyshit: The Faces I Make When Im Gettin Head

Fuckingsession: I Want Someone To Kiss My Neck &Amp;Amp; Tell Me How Much They Want Me

Hey-Mayonegg: Sometimes When I’m Feeling Down, I Think About This Picture Of Harrison Ford Dressed Up As A Pea Pod And Everything’s Okay

Arstark: Hey Baby Is Your Name Winter Because You’ll Be Coming Soon

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It Is Currently Real Kiwi Hours

Thatonekidwhodoesthings: Aerialseven: Slaying All The Competition. Ooohh

Yesimbeyonce: Unclefather: Guitaristlink: Bend Over The Bed And Receive Your Punishment Why U Spank The Bed? What’d The Bed To To U? Got A Belt On Because If He Took That One Off His Pants Would Fall Down Around His Skinny Legs ??

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