pathetic-humanity: thatonecameron: vincent-van-ghost: damn boy are you the terms and conditions because i don’t give a fuck what you have to say But you still accept me? Well fuck, does that mean we are friendzoning the terms and conditions?

pathetic-humanity: thatonecameron: vincent-van-ghost: damn boy are you the terms and conditions because i don’t give a fuck what you have to say But you still accept me? Well fuck, does that mean we are friendzoning the terms and conditions?

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Matturday: So I Ended My English Presentation With “These Fatal Flaws Brought Macbeth To His Macdeath” And At Least 60% Of The Class Groaned

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If Ellen Was President Of The World There Would Be No Wars Only Dancing

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I Am Your Worst Nightmare (((:

Optimistic Prime

Fucknharry: My Main Goal In Life Is To Go To My High School Reunion Looking Hot As Fuck

Mamayuuma: Mamayuuma: What Do You Call A Broken Can Opener A Can’t Opener

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