godanott:i feel like i’ve given birth to my first child

godanott:i feel like i’ve given birth to my first child

50Shadesofyodaddysdick:crush: Why Are You Texting Me Its 3 In The Morning?Me:

Sjwpanderer:don’t Ever Forget That Fifty Shades Of Grey Was Originally A Twilight Fic Posted On Fanfiction.net Under The Name “Snowqueens Icedragon”

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Femmewitchbabe:me In My Ideal State

Missmarlenedietrich: #4 - “Gone Girl” (2014) | 8.3 I’m The Cunt You Married. The Only Time You Liked Yourself Was When You Were Trying To Be Someone This Cunt Might Like. I’m Not A Quitter, I’m That Cunt. I Killed For You; Who Else Can Say

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Be-Witching-Hour:typette: What Have You Done

Versaceslut: This Bookstore Has Like Four Cats And They Let Them Roam Around The Store It’s So Cute. They’re All Named After Greek Gods And I Think This Ones Name Is Apollo

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Hatsnboots: My Parents Have This Terrible Inane Party Game Called Table Topics Where It Gives You Vacuous Ice-Breaker Type Questions On Cards That You Can Pass Around To Your Guests, Instead Of Making Normal Awkward Conversation As God Intended. The Good

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