the-average-gatsby: the-average-gatsby: imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively

the-average-gatsby: the-average-gatsby: imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively

Poetic: Fuck You Mother Nature For Coming At The Worst Possible Time But Thank You For Letting Me Know I’m Not Pregnant With Some Fuckboy’s Baby.

I Am Your Worst Nightmare (((:

Not-Quite-But-Getting-There:hermionegranger:thisbloghasbeencompromised:at What Point Do American Children Realise It’s Weird For Them To Pledge Allegiance To Their Flag And Country Every Day At School And That Not All Countries Do That And How Long

I Am Your Worst Nightmare (((:

Foxyplaydate:no Nonon Onooon Onooooo No Non On Ono Nonono I Forbid This

Johanirae:kaxen: Mawkit: Doggables: Look At This For Anyone Interested These Are Paso Fino Horses And This Gait Is Natural! They Are The Smoothest Ride With No Bumpy Movements. You Could Practically Drink Juice And Not Once Would It Spill On Your

Tinyhousedarling: I Think Bikes With Built In Bars Are The Coolest!

Tinyhousedarling: I Think Bikes With Built In Bars Are The Coolest!

Iwishihadafather: Im Fucking Screaming Right Now

Hip-Hop-Fanatic:inkimyewetrust:this Pic Is So Dopejohn Loves His Wife So He Holds Her Hand. Kanye Loves Kanye So He Holds Kanye’s Hand

Ultrafacts:juliane Koepcke Was The Sole Survivor Of Lansa Flight 508.The Airplane Was Struck By Lightning During A Severe Thunderstorm And Broke Up In Mid-Air, Disintegrating At 3.2 Km (10,000 Ft). Koepcke, Who Was Seventeen Years Old, Fell To Earth

Africant: I Suppose You Want The Usual. 6 Mr. Fudgies, Right?

HaveToHaveHer HeSquats