1017andpregnant: Pastor: Now here’s sister Shirley with the announcements Sister Shirley:Thank you pastor.

1017andpregnant: Pastor: Now here’s sister Shirley with the announcements Sister Shirley:Thank you pastor.

Iguanamouth: Iguanamouth: Iguanamouth: Look At This Photo Of My Stepdad Look At These Other Photos Of My Stepdad ＬｏｏｋＡｔＴｈｉｓＦｉｎａｌＰｈｏｔｏＯｆＭｙＳｔｅｐｄａｄ

Wine-Emoji:this Reminds Of When Harry Asked Mcgonagall To Sign His Permission Slip To Go To Hogsmeade And Now I Can’t Stop Laughing

Calms

Hilariously Offensive

Nonespark:squad-Ward:yall.i’m Literally Sipping Tea Rn

Urieking:urieking:urieking:urieking:urieking:oh No This Guy I Used To Have A Thing With Followed Me On Twitter I Have To Delete So Many Subtweets Helpohhhhh Nooooo He Texted Me I Wasnt Fast Enough Oh My Godoh Nooooo It Got Worse I Have Made Things So

Alex

Orlandobloomfistmeintheass: Your Url Shows What You Want Most In Life

Drinklust: Once I Got Very Drunk In A Bar And My Mum Had To Pick Me Up So I Was Trying To Act Normal By Keeping The Conversation So I Asked Her If Shes A Virgin And She Looked At Me With Pain In Her Eyes And Said “I Wish I Was”

Chirotus: Eggtrolls: God I’m Absolutely Going To Hell I’m Sorry Guys I Was At My Friend’s Engagement Party Yesterday And Everyone Was About To Do Cheers With These Nasty Ass Shots Of Blue Tequila But I Don’t Drink And I Especially Do Not Drink

Romano-Aru: Whovian2711: So Last Week Me And My Friend Were Trying Out A Faceswap App And For Some Reason It Wouldn’t Recognise That There Were 2 Faces In The Picture So We Tried It From A Different Angle And I Was Really Confused And Kind Of Offended

Euagh: Walrusguy: Childservices: Janemba: Thisisbully: Went To The Apple Store Today To Tell Them My Phone Keeps Restarting And Freezing And Stuff The Guy Told Me “Many People Don’t Know That U Have To Turn Off Ur Phone For 10 Mins Everyday To

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