saintlukas: matchless: *prays that I instantly become hot at 18* *ok let’s shoot for 21* *age 68* *since I am now closer to god, i believe my wishes will come true any moment*

saintlukas: matchless: prays that I instantly become hot at 18 ok let’s shoot for 21 age 68 since I am now closer to god, i believe my wishes will come true any moment

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Isuclahey: I Love When Math Teachers Put Question Marks On My Tests Cause I’m Just Like Yeah Same

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Welcome-To-Muke-City-Bitch: Niallun: One Time In Grade Six I Went With My Boyfriend To His School Dance And When The Song Low Came On I Saw Him Across The Gym Grinding With A Grade Five And I Got So Mad That When Single Ladies Played I Stuck My Hands

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Noisier: If God Could Make The Earth Beautiful In 7 Days Why Couldn’t He Make My Face Beautiful In 16 Years

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